August 30, 2019
America’s new collective boyfriend, Chris Pratt, finally showed his one weakness: he can’t pitch at all. Pratt threw out the first pitch at Wrigley Field for the Chicago Cubs this week, and it was…not great.
Don’t worry, there’s more. Pratt also led the crowd in quite possibly the most enthusiastic rendition of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game.”
Sure, it wasn’t the most harmonious version of the song, but at this point, do we even care? He’s already won us over, and nothing (except maybe murdering people and stuff) can change that.
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